Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to some more Dad of Boy. Boy? Where are you boy? Huh there you are. Hi boy, you thought it was over you thought that I was finished with this game nah uh there is some side stuff that is left over to do. Recently we did a charity livestream, it went very very well And I was very happy with it But we did a few good few hours of God of War where I went off And I defeated all the Valkyries. Except one. There is one Valkyrie left and that valkyrie is all the way over here in the middle of the thrones And what that valkyrie is is the valkyrie queen and I could not beat this valkyrie queen to save my life on stream So what i’m gonna do is i’m going to dedicate an entire video Just to defeating this one enemy It’s gonna work Here we are in the middle of all the thrones, sitting in each individual throne is A valkyrie that we have defeated yeah, that’s right everybody Give it up. I beated all of you Beat, thats- is that good English? I don’t know. And then once I stick my hand in this hidey hole, the other one’s gonna come out. I need to make sure i’m ready. I’m going with this the shattered gauntlet of the ages This one is actually a reference. I didn’t realize I had this before. This is a reference to the Infinity Gauntlet from Avengers Because you have different things that you can slot into it, and I have three of these, which means that, It becomes more powerful, if you have one, There’s like five things you can slot in I have Ad- Asgard shared of existence and Ivadi’s soul and Ivaldi’s corrupted mind So if we’ve mind and soul and then this one I, reality, I guess existence, so as long as you have three out of the five slotted into this thing it becomes super powerful So I’m going with that. Boy. Are you ready to do battle? Let’s see how this goes Oh, God She just beats your ass straight out the gate. She’s very very difficult Okay no no. Ow, God damn it. I meant to block that! Come here, stop, stop Jesus Christ, I’m at half health already, okay, I see how this is Nailed ya. All right what else you got Stop that! I think I’m gonna fall for that , no. Have an ice beam, get your boars, boy! Nice, two bars of health gone already Oh, Christ! Oh God, get off me, get off me, get off me, you smelly All right, this is happening Get it, Kray Kray, beat shit out of her. Nice! Nice! Nice! Okay, now throw a boulder at her, that didn’t even get near her Nice! Now this one Oh yeah, that’s the shit I’m talking about I’m dead! Oh. Round two boy, let’s get this going What you got lady? I’ve got your number this time. I just need to learn your moves. That’s all. There’s too many attacks for someone to have, here hold this Goddamnit, get her boy. Where’s my axe? Oh god. It’s all dark snow now. Christ. Haha. I’m dead. Boy to the rescue! All right, it’s go time You. Hurt. My. Feelings! Meteor attack! Ice beam! Get her, get her! Melt her face! Ugh, damn it! Okay Okay, we got her down to half health. That’s – that’s doable. Oh, you’re just as ugly each and every time What about this attack, lady? Feel the power of winter! That actually worked pretty damn well, I’m happy with that. Get her, boy! Send out those boars! Nice Oh, ho ho ho ho ho Here we go, I’m bringing out the big guns early, okay, okay, okay, it’s just taking away my rage meter. That’s fine. Get her Kray Kray. Giant rock. Oh crap. Super beam! Oh Time for you to eat ass lady. Get her, get her, get her. Uh oh, uh oh, this is very bad for me, gah, Christ Save me, boy! Did we win? Okay, so we haven’t been “winning”, and we haven’t been “destroying her” and I have “died” a few times, but that doesn’t mean I can’t try again. Okay , oh God, she’s back. Well, this is fucking bad Get her with the ice, get her with the ice. There you go, get her with the boars, boy. Good job! Oh yes! Ugh, fuck! God, get off me! Oh, ‘kay Okay, you know what, sometimes you gotta die twice or three times. Die. You. Asshole. Get her with the ice beam. Get her with the – okay. She ran away. That’s cool. That’s cool I love that, love taking a bunch of damage to my ass. Can’t hurt me when I do that. Here have this bolt. Oh God I’m being blended. I’m being turned into a Kratos smoothy. Oh, crap. Come on Kratos, get your head out of your ass and just try! This! I can’t get it passed half health Get back! Oh, God, I’m being mulched I’m being turned into boy soup! Boy boy boy boy boy boy b-b-b-b-b boy boy He’s back to save me again, I didn’t need it though. I just wanted him to feel like he was helping. I have, shut up head! *various fight noises* Uh oh. Give me the health, give me the h- god damn it, I got closer. I got closer. That’s the closest I’ve gotten I got closer! Boy. We go again Hit her with the big guns straight away Yes Good shit boy Ain’t gonna get me. Here, hold this. Oh ho ho, not today! Uh oh, uh oh Today! Okay shit, I -uh, sorry we have a mix in communication. I thought it was next week you clearly thought It was today. Questionable decisions are being made that’s fine, I’m just gonna punch the shit out of your tatas You like boulders? What about the smolder boulder? Get her, get her. Yes Ugh, I got hit by one of them, I don’t like that I’m watching out God damn it, the camera didn’t turn with her this time. Fuck me! Don’t! It’s okay boy. I got this, watch. You see, see boy Got it. No problem. Are you saying “die-ah?” Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out! She likes to do that. I’m not letting you! Nice boy Get out of there. Ya asshole. I’m looking out! Always assume that I’m looking out! Fuck! She came out of nowhere! That’s scary. Uh, no no no no no no no. Thanks, boy! Get her with this. Uh oh. No! Do I have a stone? No! No, I was so close! I thought I had the stone! No! That was going really well. You suck, lady. Suck on this one again. Yeah, fire incoming is right. It’s me. I am the fire. Fuck. Thanks boy That actually helped a lot Good boy. Not even allowed to get hit once now Oh God, I’m gonna get hit by the worst attack of all oh, look at her rubbing her toes on me Maybe a foot cream would help. I’m so tired of you rubbing my face into the ground like that. Get out of there We have work to do This is happening. We’re doing it Get out of the sky, that’s not where Valkyries belong – actually that’s exactly where Valkyries belong. Okay, I hit you at least *coughs* Not today bitch! And also this and also one of these. Crap. Crap. Thank you! Crap! Damn it. Okay, okay, get me up boy. Get me up. I’m ready to go again, I ain’t done. No That was five chunks away from death and getting worse *sad death montage of Jack getting his ass handed to him* I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I hate you! Come on, get off my ass! What’s behind me, oh DualShock low? No! It’s because of the DualShow low, isn’t it? I can make fucking weird sounds and attacks, too. So funny when you suck. Ow! See so funny when you suck, right? You have blinded me, I do not appreciate that Gimme the health, gimme the health, gimme the health Not today Did I get you anyway? Oh big guns Okay, okay, she’s almost dead. She’s almost dead. You can do this, you can do this, me! Okay, okay, okay. God no, no no no, thank you for healing stone boy! C’mon! Yes! Yes! Tear them off, tear them off, tear them off! Kratos, Kratos, Kratos! *victory scream* No problem! Wait, we were friends? Oh, Freya! Freya! Go drinking Thank you! I deserve this. I’m just gonna take your head. Is that okay? Well you’re dead, you don’t care. Wow, you cannot put on lipstick Yes. Yes. Look at all the trinket treasures I get. Are you calling me? Oh an epic axe pommel? Queens Wrath. What did I have on now? Valkyries Might. Or one axe throw and recall become incredibly powerful low perk activation chance to strike with massively damaging explosion on any successful hit Mother of God! Boy axe! Oh, God there it is. Well. I did it. I stuck in there. I tried and I tried and I tried again. And let this be a lesson Just go after what you want, as much as you try, as much power as you give and you can accomplish anything *realisation* Wait it was on easy mode?!