>>Stephen: YOU RAN OUT HERE. VERY FEW PEOPLE RUN OUT HERE.>>I’M SO EXCITED TO GET HERE.>>Stephen: WE’RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. YOU KNOW I’M A BIG FAN. I ACTUALLY WROTE YOU AFTER SEEING “FOX CATCHER.” DID THAT FREAK YOU OUT? DID I SEEM LIKE A STALKER?>>NOT AT ALL.>>Stephen: THAT…
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Stephen & Patricia Heaton Have A Catholic Throwdown
MY FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR WHO PLAYS FRANKIE HECK ON “THE MIDDLE.”>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>GOING BACK TO THE PIZZA.>>WHAT?>>IT WAS EXPENSIVE.>>I’M NOT EATING HIGHWAY PIZZA.>>IT MIGHT NOT BE ON THE HIGHWAYMENT IT MAY STILL BE IN THE PARKING LOT.>>FINGERS CROSSED BECAUSE PARKING LOT PIZZA IS SO MUCH BETTER.>>IT MIGHT STILL BE IN…
Debra Winger Is Obsessed With Catholic Saints
>>Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN AND TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, PLEASE WELCOME DEBORAH WINGER. — DEBRA WINGER. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: I’M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW AND I’M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU OUT IN THE MOVIES AGAIN…
Mel Gibson Confirms Sequel To ‘Passion Of The Christ’
>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK WITH BROADWAY DANCER MEL GIBSON. FOR THE YOUNGLINGS OUT THERE WHO DO NOT REALIZE WHO THE BIBLICAL PROPHET SITTING NEXT TO ME IS. BRAVE HEART, MAD MAX, DPA LIPLY, RANGSOM, WHAT WOMEN WANT, SIGNS. MY FAVORITE “YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY.” INCREDIBLE.( APPLAUSE ) BUT “MAD MAX” IS THE REALBEGINNING FOR YOU, RIGHT?>>SURE.>>Stephen:…
John Mulaney Bonds With Stephen Over Their Time As Altar Boys
PLEASE WELCOME JOHN MULANEY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪>>HOW ARE YOU?>>Stephen: WOW! HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?>>Stephen: DOING FINE. HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M VERY GOOD.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. I UNDERSTAND THE SHOW HAS BEEN EXTENDED THROUGH JANUARY.>>YES, TILL JANUARY 22nd!>>Stephen: FANTASTIC. YES!>>Stephen: I THINK IT SHOULD BE EXTENDED FOREVER.>>REALLY?>>Stephen: PEOPLE DON’T KNOW, YOU HAVE GUESTS WHO COME ON…
Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil
>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME RICKY GERVAIS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO.>>Stephen: HELLO.>>HI.>>Stephen: PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOU. YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION. NOT EVERYBODY GETS THAT >>I’M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THEM.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THE ARM YANK OVER THERE. DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>>OOOH!…
Stephen Colbert Gets All Up In Your Faith
I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT HERE TO WISH MY JEWISH VIEWERS A HAPPY ROSH HASHANNAH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ — AND FOR MY GENTILE VIEWERS A NATIONAL HAPPY “EAT A HOAGIE DAY.” (LAUGHTER)…