Tag: The Late Show
Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil
>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME RICKY GERVAIS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO.>>Stephen: HELLO.>>HI.>>Stephen: PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOU. YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION. NOT EVERYBODY GETS THAT >>I’M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THEM.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THE ARM YANK OVER THERE. DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>>OOOH!…
Stephen Colbert Gets All Up In Your Faith
I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT HERE TO WISH MY JEWISH VIEWERS A HAPPY ROSH HASHANNAH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ FOR HE’S A ROSH HASHANNAH ♪ ♪ — AND FOR MY GENTILE VIEWERS A NATIONAL HAPPY “EAT A HOAGIE DAY.” (LAUGHTER)…
Julian Edelman’s Favorite Super Bowl Ring? “The Next One”
>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! MY NEXT GUEST IS A THREE-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION FROM THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND THE SUPER BOWL LIII M.V.P. HE’S THE SUBJECT OF A NEW DOCUMENTARY CALLED “100%: JULIAN EDELMAN.” PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JULIAN EDELMAN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. AS…
Colbert Meets A Religious Liberty Task Force Special Agent
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT LAST WEEK’S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MAN WHO EVEN HE WANTS TO PUNCH, JEFF SESSIONS. ON MONDAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL DECLARED THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS FORMING SOMETHING CALLED A RELIGIOUS LIBERTY TASK FORCE. IT’S GOAL WILL BE PROTECTING RELIGIOUS GROUPS FROM PERSECUTION. WOW, THAT COULD…
The Mystery That Keeps Neil deGrasse Tyson Up At Night
MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE BELOVE THE ASTROPHYSICIST, AUTHOR, AND DIRECTOR OF THE HAYDEN PLANETARIUM AT THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY. PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ GOOD TO SEE YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: NEIL.>>BEAUTIFUL– I LOVE THE STARS.>>Stephen: JUST FOR YOU,…
Maz Jobrani Has Been Directly Impacted By Trump’s Travel Ban
>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN AND ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SITCOM “SUPERIOR DONUTS” RIGHT HERE ON CBS. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, MAZ JOBRANI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>THANK YOU!>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>THANKS FOR HAVING…
Ricky Gervais And Stephen Disagree On ‘Lord Of The Rings’
>>Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE OFFICE REQUESTING AND” EXTRAS “AND NOW ON HIS FIRST STANDUP TOUR IN SEVEN YEARS, PLEASE WELCOME RICKY GERVAIS. (APPLAUSE) ♪ >>Stephen: NICE SEEING YOU.>>WHAT A LOVELY AUDIENCE.>>Stephen: MARVELOUS PEOPLE.>>IT SEEMS TO STRANGE TO SPOIL IT.>>Stephen: WE COULD JUST SIT…
Even More Of Jon Stewart’s Interview With Stephen Colbert
WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE TALKING WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, WHO IS– I HOPE I’M NOT SPEAKING OUT OF SCHOOL– NOTED SUBSTITUTE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM NEW JERSEY.>>Stephen: YEAH. YEAH.>>Stephen: >>TELL ME ABOUT THAT.>>Stephen: WELL, WHEN I GO IN THERE, I DON’T TALK SO MUCH ABOUT THE JESUS. I INTRODUCE THE CHILDREN TO THE SUBTERRANEAN PREHUMAN GOD…
Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion
>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF…