*Reads* “Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?” Because, that’s not a drinking fountain. That’s where people wash their… bUmS? I think I’m gonna be sick. WHY WOULD SOMEBODY DO THIS? I mean, I kinda know why they did it… Because I also wanna try that Wasabi flavor. I’VE NEVER SEEN A WASABI…SSFFTSGF (fails to speak) Wasabi. Flavored. Dorito. wHaT? I mean, I would’ve bought the bag and not… sToLEn. This is theft. tHeEeEft. Theft. Theft. It’s illegal. (oh noes) You could go to jail. You’re doin’ somethin’ wrong. Okay, whoever invented this is a MONSTER. So they made these, fake life plugs that you could put anywhere. So you know when you’re like, at the airport or a mall, or anywhere, and you’re like “mY phOnE’s dYinG” “I neEd To chArgE iT”? You’re looking around for a wall plug. You’re looking everywhere. There’s not one in sight. Imagine you see one, And then you RUN ALL THE WAY THERE AND YOU’RE SO EXCITED Just to find out that… Someone has been trolling you. Trolling you hard. This is the type of apartment you build for your enemies. wHAaAAaaT? There’s a door that leads to a balcony that leads to… Nothing. I mean, there’s a railing there, so like, If you’re not paying attention, You’d THINK that there’s a balcony there. But really, it’s just… sUdDeN DeAth. Depending how you look at this one, It’s not too bad! I mean, I love chocolate. If they’re not gonna give me the crispy wafer and give me some extra chocolate, I’m good! I’m gravy. People will do anything to get out of not wearing their seatbelts. Like, this dude is wearing a shirt that looks like he’s wearing his seatbelt. Why wouldn’t you just go through the extra 2 seconds, and put your seatbelt on? Like, you’re only hurting yourself. Do you realize that seatbelts literally. save. lives. Why would you not wanna wear one? I think that there’s nothing cool about not wearing a seatbelt. When you ask for a pepperoni pizza and they give you literally one peperroni. You asked for one pizza, not one pepperoni What is this?! This just isn’t fair! Like, imagine you’re sitting there and you’re with 5 people who get the pepperoni. Do you guys have to sit there and cut the pepperoni into 5 pieces? It’s just not fair. 🙁 Wooooow, okay… Like, imagine you’re sitting on a flight, And it’s long, it’s uncomfortable, the air is dry, And then the person in front of you just has their hair just like, over your screen. And all you wanna do is just watch your little show and enjoy your flight as much as you can. How would you approach this? I feel like, some people wouldn’t say anything. They would just…put up with the hair and try to, you know, watch the show. Some people might tug at her hair until she gets annoyed. That’s not allowed, okay? Other people would tell her off. Start a fight in the middle of the plane. And then everybody’s yelling. You know how I would approach it? I would make little comments like, “Oh, you got nice hair! Do you need a scrunchy?” (hint, hint, hint) Oh, I actually don’t have one… Dammit! This person’s roommate ate all the Reese’s Pieces cups off of each of the cupcakes, and there are no more Reese’s cups left. 🙁 This is why you should live alone. F o r e v e r A l o n e Because then, you get to have all the Reese’s cups. wHo dOeS tHiS?! This person shoved their gum into the place where I’m supposed to charge my phone! Do you know how important this is to me?! My phone needs the battery. Now there’s disgusting gum in here. Like, why can’t you just throw it away? Put it into the garbage can. Literally anything is better than this. This person decided to order wireless earbuds off of ebay. And guess what? The person who sent this to him just took regular earphones and cut them. Like, that’s not gonna work. They’re not wireless. I mean, they technically are wireless, Buuhhhhhhhh, I hate that they’re like, kind of right? But they know what we’re talking about! It’s a scam. I hate this scam life. Awwww, look at her face! Honestly, that would be my face too if my sister gave me Nair…instead of shampoo! wHo dOeS ThIs? Her hair is gone… :) Like, literally everybody in the plane just have to stare at this person’s feet. I’m not down. Like, I don’t wanna look at people’s feet. They don’t need to be sticking up in the plane, up in the air, bare, just there. (Nice rhyme, Azzy :D) Woah, I’m rhyming like crazy. Amazing. Like, this person needs to evacuate the plane immediately, mid-flight. No, I’m joking 😀 But seriously, put your feet back. In your shoes, and on the floor. Okay, maybe not in your shoes cause I like to take my shoes off in the plane too cause your feet swell up. But I keep my socks on, at least. Dogs. I mean, anything can be a dog if you want it to. I’m gonna name this a “Feather Dog” Who raised these people?! This isn’t even children. Because, these are like, grown ass women’s feet. This is not children. Like, I can’t imagine what these people’s homes are like. If you could do this in public, what does your house look like? This is so rude! You know somebody has to clean that up? I mean, they get paid to clean it up, But still, you don’t need to make their life more difficult. It was pouring, and the delivery man just decided to leave the packages on the ground, soaking wet, instead of bringing them to the door. What if these people had books in there, or something that can’t get wet? And now you’ve ruined whatever they ordered. It’s not nice. It’s very, very not nice. *Reads* “How do I communicate with blind people?” “Like obviously there’s Braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally?” *facepalm* Woooooooow, Dude, you can literally just talk to them, like you’d talk to anybody else. They’re blind, not deaf. *Reads* “The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe” The globe. Meaning, it’s…Roouunnddd. *Reads* “Say that again, but slowly.” This is amazing. This is savage. *Reads* ” yes i’m vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist.” Now this might be a controversial opinion, but I’m pretty sure, if you eat meat, you’re not a vegan. Controversial. I know! *Reads* “I’m like the only one NOT on my phone RN!!” Well then how did you take this picture? Huhhh? huh? Well guys, I hope you enjoyed this video, I love you all soo muchhhh!!!