Renée: I mean, things have been pretty interesting with Trump running for president and all…. Joe: Wait, he’s running? Renée: Uh, yeah. Do you live under a
rock? Joe: Yes, actually! *Joseph say whaaaaa??* Joe: What? You know, the “ROCK of the Church?” David: So I hear you consecrated leavened bread at your summer camp? Joe: *choking*
Renée: Yeah, it was awesome!
Best Eastern Catholic retreat ever! Joe: *relieved it wasn’t heresy,
but is STILL CHOKING* Renée: So I totally missed mass… David: *How COULD you!!* Renée: …this Tuesday. Joe: Ah..
Renée: Yeah… probably just gonna go next Tuesday… Joe: Don’t you just love heavy metal at mass? Giovanni: *spits out coffee*
Renée: Yeah, gold is my favorite on those chalices… Joe: Oh yeah, by far!
Renée: Beautiful… Joe: Oh, by the way, could
you do me a favor and pray for a friend of mine? He really needs to be set on
Renée: *spills in the background* David: Oh, yeah, sure! Joe: …with the Holy Spirit. David: No problem. Joe: Thanks! Elizabeth: All right, looks good! Renée: Oh, I’m so glad the Catholic Church
got a woman priest… David: Ow!
Elizabeth: Sorry! Elizabeth: What?!
Renée: Excommunicated! Elizabeth: Oh.
Joe: Good; had to be done. Renée: She was causing so much trouble! Elizabeth: I’m sorry! I’ll fix it!
David: *my beard is my best feature–you’d BETTER* Renée: And so I told her
everything that was going on and she told me to go drown myself… David & Joe: *Oh my gosh!* Renée: in God’s mercy. I was like, “That’s such a beautiful idea!” Joe: Hey, Renée! Did you hear that John died? Renée: Yeah! The one who went on the retreat yesterday? Joe: Yeah, yeah, him! He died to himself. Renée: I know! So powerful…
Joe: Powerful, powerful stuff.